Standon Calling outfit

I have been trying to work out what to wear to Standon Calling - with
its fancy dress them of Murder On The Standon Express. I don't really
wanna post weird photos of myself trying on different outfits.. so
instead I have crafted this stunningly-lifelife illustration of one
possible outfit. Am holding a dagger by the way... not a squigy bit of
chocolate cake... though that sounds a tasty option.